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Reader, Watcher, Gamer.

Geek of Many Trades, Master of Nerds.

In other words, this is a multi-fandom blog, so chaos is expected.

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❝ Sovereign, vanguard of our destruction. How’s that working out for you, big guy? ❞

- Commander Shepard (via katerynthegrand)

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kawaii-okami:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A…

hyperbolequeen:

thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

Friends

mongoliantiger:

Desmond: C’mon Ezio, let me have a turn.

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Ezio: Be quiet! I’m already losing!

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Ezio: Who’s that?

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Connor: It’s Dad.

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Connor: Hello?

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